Cupcakes.
They’re sending cupcakes now.
Three colors, one flavor.
As a “sweet way” of telling Bioware all the obnoxious, entitled fans (yes, they are entitled and it’s funny when they think they aren’t) don’t HATE them, they just want a new ending.
Just a new ending. That’s all. Nothing huge or anything, right?
Do you people understand how expensive any of this shit is to create? They gave you brilliant story arcs and you’re complaining about five minutes. Hell, you’re even winning and getting what you wanted with your unbelievably stupid campaign.
I was just as disappointed as the next person… but what the actual fuck, people? Don’t you have bigger issues in your life than NEEDING THE LAST FIVE MINUTES OF A GAME TO BE COMPLETELY REVAMPED? Fuck.
Goddamn turians. Think they own the battlefield.
How the hell am I supposed to concentrate when there’s a drell adept running around in a hot pink, skin tight suit?
I really wish Thane had gotten the same amount of content as Kaidan ‘cause everything I see with Kaidan looks great… except it’s Kaidan.
I’ll just pretend it’s Thane.
Actually, Kai Leng is pretty awesome. Not as a person—he’s shit as a person. And he killed my boyfriend. But in the way where I was genuinely fucking scared when he showed up on my car mid-flight and in the asari temple. ‘Cause both times I was like “SHIIIIIIIT!!!!”
“In the end, rebellious Mass Effect 3 fans are going to get exactly what they wanted.”
I’m happy we’re getting closure, or might get closure in the future. But I want to point out that the means as well as the ends were uncomfortable and uncalled for on many levels, and I don’t support people’s destructive criticism and abuse of Bioware. I was disappointed, too. But many ‘Retake ME3’ people—namely the ones who stooped to attacking the company—need to grow the fuck up.
What is this “Mass Effect 3 app” I keep hearing about? And why haven’t I heard about it until now?
…and how do I acquire it?
No.
No.
If this shit is going down, Bioware better not give us any DLC. They better give us a whole fucking full-fledged expansion. And none of that duct-tape-and-glue shit like Awakening.
What if people’s indoctrination theory is just the Reapers trying to indoctrinate everybody?
